1、看看你都做了些什么!

Just look at what you've done!

2、時(shí)間不知不覺(jué)，我們后知后覺(jué)！

Time imperceptibly, we see!

3、不要臉成這樣，虧你長(zhǎng)成人樣。

Shameless like this, but you grew up like.

4、我沒(méi)辦法。

I can't help it.

5、和你這種單細(xì)胞的人說(shuō)話真費(fèi)勁。

It's hard to talk to people like you.

6、別跟我胡扯。

Don't give me your nonsense.

7、你知道現(xiàn)在都幾點(diǎn)嗎？

Do you know what time it is?

8、開(kāi)車無(wú)難事，只怕有新人。

Driving is difficult, I am afraid there are new.

9、你腦袋的功能腳趾頭一模一樣。

The function of your head as like as two peas.

10、你是不是把敵敵畏當(dāng)可樂(lè)喝了呢。

You are not to drink it when dichlorvos cola.

11、你說(shuō)話就像空氣一樣，虛無(wú)縹緲。

You talk like the air, with no reality whatever.

12、饒了我吧。

Give me a break.

13、別發(fā)牢騷！

Don't whine!

14、那是我聽(tīng)到的最愚蠢的事!

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

15、你的長(zhǎng)相很提神的說(shuō)。

Your face is very refreshing.

16、帥的話人類就只得用無(wú)性生殖。

The handsome man had to use asexual reproduction.

17、我討厭你!

I hate you!

18、你的長(zhǎng)相很提神的!

Your face is very refreshing!

19、臉不見(jiàn)血身不見(jiàn)傷四下無(wú)人。

The face is not seen blood body does not see the injury of four under No.

20、鬼話!

Nonsense!

21、咋整的啊，一天天毛楞三光的！

Zezheng ah, a three light hair every day!

22、你腦袋被門夾了，真是蠢的可以。

Your head was caught in the door. It was stupid.

23、我討厭你！

I hate you！

24、你知道現(xiàn)在都幾點(diǎn)嗎?

Do you know what time it is?

25、走自己的路，讓別人打車去吧。

Go your own way, let others take a taxi.

26、肚臍眼長(zhǎng)毛，你少跟我在那裝逼。

Belly button, you are not with me in that force.

27、臭，不要臉，寡婦。

Bitch, shameless, widow.

28、別逼我!

Don't push me.

29、你可真是活在襠下啊！

You can really live in the crotch!

30、不是路不，而是你不行。

Not the road, but you can not.

31、祝你女朋友永遠(yuǎn)都是充氣的。

I wish your girlfriend will always be filled.

32、你趕緊去死吧，死得越快越好。

You hurry to die, the sooner the better.

33、真糟糕!

Really bad!

34、你好大的膽子!

You've got some nerve!

35、別緊張，我不是什么好人。

Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person.

36、真不好意思，讓您賤笑了。

I'm so sorry to make you laugh.

37、少來(lái)這一套。

Knock it off!

38、我再也不要見(jiàn)到你！

I never want to see your face again!

39、少壯不努力，長(zhǎng)大做男妓。

One does not work hard, grow up to be a.

40、江湖險(xiǎn)惡，不行就撤！

Rivers and lakes sinister, not on the withdrawal!

41、你想怎么樣?

What do you want?

42、你媽在哪里，我要把你塞回。

Where's your mother, I'm going to put you back.

43、閑的沒(méi)事干了，多管閑事。

Idle with nothing to do,.

44、我不是草船你的賤別往我這發(fā)。

I am not a grass boat you are cheap do not go to my hair.

45、他媽的給我滾！

Fuck me!

46、我聽(tīng)膩了你的廢話。

I've had enough of your garbage.

47、你的愚蠢總是那么富有創(chuàng)造力。

Your stupidity is always so creative.

48、一天到晚跟浪風(fēng)抽得似的。

All day long with the waves, wind smoke like.

49、誰(shuí)說(shuō)你沒(méi)病，叫他媽來(lái)見(jiàn)我！

Who said you're not sick, call his mother came to see me!

50、像你這樣的人生，一定要給差評(píng)。

Life like you, be sure to give a bad review.